Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Two words: nipple clamps
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