Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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