oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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