So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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