so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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