Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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