i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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