Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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