I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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