I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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