This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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