doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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