Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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