Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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