yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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