My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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