hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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