I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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