i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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