if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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