Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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