I seem to have left my pride at pride
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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