when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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