oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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