Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
