i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
