Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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