but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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