elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
