butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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