I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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