people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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