It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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