he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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