Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do vagina's smell?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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