Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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