the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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