Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Where is the hickey?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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