This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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