is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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