YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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