you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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