Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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