Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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