They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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