who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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