So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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