happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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