that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
