Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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