there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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