So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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