I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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