To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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